> SYSTEM LOG: 9622/08/23, 0531 HRS > CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN ZEUS.9592.01 AND HERA.9596.11 > BEGIN LOG
ZEUS: Need you to fetch Artemis for me, H. HERA: what's going on? ZEUS: The usual. She's still fucked up over Apollo. HERA: well yeah, atom HERA: understandably HERA: her brother was ██████████████ HERA: that absolutely earns her the right to be a little fucked up for a while ZEUS: Still. I can't have her running herself ragged. ZEUS: Or kicking up too many questions from HICOM with her erratic behavior. The Council doesn't give a shit if she's grieving. They'll bench her. HERA: they'll TRY to bench her ZEUS: My point: they'll bench her, she'll blow her fucking lid, they'll decommission her, and none of us will be able to do shit then. Not you, not me, not Griffin. ZEUS: I'll decommission my goddamn self before I let that happen. ZEUS: Anyway, at this point I think you're the only one of us outside of Apollo or Griffin that she won't immediately stab in the face, and Griffin is away with Gamma Team. ZEUS: So. ZEUS: You're our lucky winner. ZEUS: Go get 'em, tiger. HERA: got it HERA: pussy ZEUS: Owning it. ZEUS: I like my face. HERA: i̸̧̾'̴̳̅ĺ̶͇l̷̟̚ ̵̱̄t̷̫͌a̶͈̓k̴͎̃e̵͉̾ ̶̟̾c̴̬̾ä̷̹́r̶̥͂e̴̳͑ ̷͙͝ô̴̥f̵̥̓ ̷̧̋i̵̍͜ẗ̴̘́
SYSTEM LOG: 9622/08/23: ZEUS TO HERA
> CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN ZEUS.9592.01 AND HERA.9596.11
> BEGIN LOG
ZEUS: Need you to fetch Artemis for me, H.
HERA: what's going on?
ZEUS: The usual. She's still fucked up over Apollo.
HERA: well yeah, atom
HERA: understandably
HERA: her brother was ██████████████
HERA: that absolutely earns her the right to be a little fucked up for a while
ZEUS: Still. I can't have her running herself ragged.
ZEUS: Or kicking up too many questions from HICOM with her erratic behavior. The Council doesn't give a shit if she's grieving. They'll bench her.
HERA: they'll TRY to bench her
ZEUS: My point: they'll bench her, she'll blow her fucking lid, they'll decommission her, and none of us will be able to do shit then. Not you, not me, not Griffin.
ZEUS: I'll decommission my goddamn self before I let that happen.
ZEUS: Anyway, at this point I think you're the only one of us outside of Apollo or Griffin that she won't immediately stab in the face, and Griffin is away with Gamma Team.
ZEUS: So.
ZEUS: You're our lucky winner.
ZEUS: Go get 'em, tiger.
HERA: got it
HERA: pussy
ZEUS: Owning it.
ZEUS: I like my face.
HERA: i̸̧̾'̴̳̅ĺ̶͇l̷̟̚ ̵̱̄t̷̫͌a̶͈̓k̴͎̃e̵͉̾ ̶̟̾c̴̬̾ä̷̹́r̶̥͂e̴̳͑ ̷͙͝ô̴̥f̵̥̓ ̷̧̋i̵̍͜ẗ̴̘́
> ERROR: LOG CORRUPTION
> END LOG